Bike lights and cats with variable numbers of legs

I leave my house, knowing that my friends are there, in the car, waiting to pick me up to go to another friend’s house for a couple of drinks and chats.

What do I see: They are holding bike lights in their hands, reaching far out, onto the roof of the car. It looks kinda like a police car.

I’m like: What the f is going on.

I get into the car.

I ask.

They go: Our car’s lights are broken, so we need to do this.

And they start driving.

So we drive down my street, with bike lights on the roof of a car. Red one on the left, white one on the right.

My belly hurts so much because I laugh so hard and it’s just so crazy. And kinda scary?!?

They ask me if there is a way to avoid the main street on the way to this other friend’s house.

There isn’t.

So they are like: Shit. We’ll have to go on the main street like this then.

I go crazy. We cannot do that!!!!! Even what we are doing on this small street is nuts.

They go: Well. Either we go on a secret path. Or we walk. But the place is far away...

Or we switch on the lights.

Gosh. What a prank.

Haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

Thanks guys!!!!

Other hilarious aspects of the evening: A cat with three legs. (I DO feel sorry but it also just looks outrageous, like, it puts the third leg in the middle of its body and is actually really good at walking!!!!) A cat with two legs (less good at walking). And a HSG student spelling Xylophone with a Z. (The cat with two legs was just a literary tool to make this text funnier, sorry to disappoint)